Purple Underwear
to the tune of "Oh Holy Night"
Purple underwear!
I know the Baroness has some!
But she won't tell! And she won't let me see!
Purple bra! Or maybe purple panties!
Or a purple slip! Or maybe all three!!
Oh Baroness,
Do you wear purple gutchies??
Please let me see,
I know I'll like them very muchies!
OOOOh Baroness!!
I know your smalls are purple!!
Please let me seeeeeee...
If I had some....I'd show them to thee!
Oh UNDER THERE (point to baroness's skirt)
I know there's purple...
Purple Underwear!!!