Dashing Thru The Bog
to the tune of "Jingle Bells"
Dashing thru the Bog,
in a purple swirling fog,
there came our lovely baroness,
out for her morning jog!
She wore a purple gown,
that dragged upon the ground,
and everybody was afraid,
she'd trip and lose her crown!
Oh Baroness, Baroness!
Don't trip and fall down!
It would be so sad to see you
rolling on the ground!
Oh Baroness, Baroness!
Why don't you wear trews?
You'd look so cool in knickers and
some purple running shoes!