Charmaine
to the tune of "The First Noel"
The first Baroness of St. Swithin's Bog
is a lovely lady - She isn't a dog!
She wears purple, she wears gold
and she isn't that old
tho sometimes her hats are
a wee-ee bit bold!
Charmaine, Charmaine,
Charmaine, Charmaaaaaaign!
Long may the purple baroness reign!